Eric Cartman`s Gay Fish (Kanye West get ripped by SoutPark)

Вот еще парочка занимательных вещиц. Эта песенка "Gay Fish" стала хитом несколько месяцев назад.

Кто не сильно знаком с английским поясню - мегашутка Картмана (а именно эрик ее придумал, а не Джымми, как многие считают) построена на двояком смысле слова Stick (палочка), а именно Рыбная Палочка (крабовая) в данном случае это ... :

-Ты любишь крабовые палочки?
-Да
-Ты засовываешь их себе в рот?
-Да...
-Ну значит ты берешь врот у рыбы

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А вот сама песенка:



Саундтрек можно скачать с torrents.ru достаточно ввести в поиск "gayfish" (без пробела) и вам выдаст единственно возможный вариант. Хе

На случай, если на слух не понятен текст - привожу снизу письменный вариант. И краткого взгляда на него достаточно, чтобы понять - Канйо был повод разрозлится. Он этого не сделал, а значит - он не безнадежен.

Gay Fish Lyrics

*Interlude*
Yo, uh, uh c'mon

*Verse 1*
I've been so lonely girl, I've been so sad and down
Couldn't understand why haters joked around
I wanted to be free with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish, cause i know that I'm a gay fish (gay fish)

*Chorus*
(Gay fish Yo) mother fuckin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) goin' on a gay fish
(It's alright girl) makin' love to other gay fish

*Verse 2*
All those lonely nights at the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle feelin' like a whore
Cause I wasn't being true
Even though everyone said that I had to make a switch
(Gay fish) now I know that I'm a gay fish (gay fish)

*Chorus*
(Gay fish Yo) mother fuckin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) Goin' on a gay fish
(Now I'm where i belong girl) makin' love to other gay fish

*Verse 3 Rap*
I used to be scared, denying who I was
Acting straight but then going out to the gay fish clubs
Dancing with the Marlins making out with the all the Snappers
I'd take a Salmon home and work that Coddle Fin for hours
But now I'm out and I'm free to love what I want
Be it Yellow Fin or Bass or them trout in Vermont
I slapped that Holland ass, make that Grouper butt shake
I'll come to your house and have an orgy in your motherfuckin' fish tank (fish tank, fish tank)

*Chorus*
Mother fuckin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) Goin' on a gay fish
(Yeah now I'm where i belong girl) makin' love to other gay fish

*Verse 4*
I really get around I'm the slut of the sea
When i say I've got crabs I mean it literally
I was eating dinner and just had to go down on that Mackerel on the dish
Cause I'm the gayest of the gay fish (gay fish)

*Chorus*
Mother fuckin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) Goin' on a gay fish
Yeah now I'm where i belong girl

*Verse 5*
But I gotta settle down I can't be a whore
I ain't gonna just sleep with any fish no more
I've found me a lover, a brother who's a cross-dressing Cod named Trish
And together we are gay fish (gay fish)

*Chorus*
(Gay fish yo) motherfuckin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) goin' on a gay fish
(Yeah, now I'm where i belong girl) makin' love to other gay fish
(Gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish...)